The Extensive Musings of Mr. Collins on the Occasion of his Cousin’s Wedding
Who knew what went on in Mr. Collins’ mind before his cousins married? Breakfast should have been a quiet affair, but it seemed few meals were at Lucas Lodge. Mr. Collins squeezed his temples. So much banal chatter soured his stomach and ruined his appetite. Mrs. Collins’s brothers brought reports on new arrivals at Netherfield Park while her younger sister was brimming over with talk of lace and dresses. Collins could not bring himself to … Continue reading →